tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9000427.post113193692836159720..comments2023-05-17T12:32:29.540-03:00Comments on A Little Bit Of Happy: Too Many Jokes... Must make fun... ARGH!Steph VWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11939962984776676532noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9000427.post-1132289599133589932005-11-18T00:53:00.000-04:002005-11-18T00:53:00.000-04:00They knew disco had died, but they were shocked to...They knew disco had died, but they were shocked to discover it's killer had strung it's balls into a trophy necklaceKarenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02805412493163081294noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9000427.post-1132249276527305532005-11-17T13:41:00.000-04:002005-11-17T13:41:00.000-04:00and you thought EATING prairie oysters was gross.and you thought EATING prairie oysters was gross.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9000427.post-1132203921744048852005-11-17T01:05:00.000-04:002005-11-17T01:05:00.000-04:00Trying to upstage God, Suzie wore the solar system...Trying to upstage God, Suzie wore the solar system like a cheap necklace.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9000427.post-1132153571278829852005-11-16T11:06:00.000-04:002005-11-16T11:06:00.000-04:00Caution: Don't wear these to a golf banquet -- the...Caution: Don't wear these to a golf banquet -- the golfers might need you to demonstrate their latest story from the links.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9000427.post-1132114579865468462005-11-16T00:16:00.000-04:002005-11-16T00:16:00.000-04:00how about "Morgan encouraged her crochet students ...how about "Morgan encouraged her crochet students to bring in project ideas for their workshop. She bit her lip and was soon silently crocheting enough flowers to hide her disgust from view. She knew the fun fur cuffs, collars and flip-flops were only a matter of time." (I'm getting nervous...I refuse to teach people to further crochet's bad rap)morganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08660596944352274285noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9000427.post-1132008121376262102005-11-14T18:42:00.000-04:002005-11-14T18:42:00.000-04:00"Poor Nancy, still teething at age 30...""Poor Nancy, still teething at age 30..."Alisonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02552492730405613361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9000427.post-1132000252718517762005-11-14T16:30:00.000-04:002005-11-14T16:30:00.000-04:00Not sure about your reason #2. I never discount a ...Not sure about your reason #2. I never discount a craft, you never know what is fun until you try it. :-)<BR/>Maybe you prefer your balls knit?<BR/> http://www.rebecca-online.de/cont_en/anleitungen/heft_30_anl_31.pdf<BR/>http://www.rebecca-online.de/cont_en/anleitungen/heft_30_anl_09.pdfAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9000427.post-1131994038964082532005-11-14T14:47:00.000-04:002005-11-14T14:47:00.000-04:00Was that necklace made from the pate forcemeat I m...Was that necklace made from the pate forcemeat I made in my Charcuterie class last week?<BR/>Sigh. One of the more evil uses for aspic jelly.jlmackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13163725832977870962noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9000427.post-1131994004084576222005-11-14T14:46:00.000-04:002005-11-14T14:46:00.000-04:00How about: Marjorie's husband was too cheap to buy...How about: Marjorie's husband was too cheap to buy her the hand knit silk shawl she wanted, so he bought her a string of silk cocoons and told her it was a "do it yourself" kit.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9000427.post-1131970676070761292005-11-14T08:17:00.000-04:002005-11-14T08:17:00.000-04:00I pick:"5. While Eleanor proudly wore the necklace...I pick:<BR/>"5. While Eleanor proudly wore the necklace gifted to her by her strange uncle Xavier, little did she know the eggs would soon hatch and the aliens would feed off her body."<BR/><BR/>Reminds me of the "you knit what?" recent sweater with the little bits of what looks like q-tip heads on it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com