Thursday, October 27, 2005

What I need...

Stephanie needs...

...to get some pies to Brooklyn. Mmmm... pie.

...to let the wimp go, he is of no use to her at this point. I don't know who this is, but ok!

...some help Look at those pants! Sigh. Even the internet knows about my clothes!

...an infusion of cash Don't we all?

...the help of kennel clubs and concerned citizens in her quest to protect every deserving dog in the nation. Awwwwwww... Minou, this one is for you!

...to go. Now she REALLY needs to go. Soon. I can't hack her whining another minute. Really... Alright, alright. Do you ahve to be so mean?

...to seek some serious professional help. Gee, thanks.

...all lunch requests by Wednedsday January 26th. Gah! This sounds like part of my job! It totally sucks too. Why can't people ever RSVP on time?

...a breakthrough.

...to go ballistic more often. I'm a woman on the verge, people, I'm on the verge!

...to get out of the house more. Well, I already knew that!

...a trim. And hopefully, I'll get that this weekend!

...a job really bad. 'cause the one I have sucks.

...to be bitch slapped. well, I NEVER!

...to find a bunch of nasty elves

JAK - You've got to try this!

3 comments:

  1. Perhaps you can kill two birds with one stone and bitch slap some nasty elves.

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  2. Ou - it's so real... I'm afraid to do it. What will it tell me? The truth? I can't handle the Truth... Will post - stay tuned :)

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    Jen

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