Edited for ease of reading and to protect my aunt, whose MSN account Uncle K was using.
Uncle K: Yeah the CONSERVATIVES WON !!!!!!!!!!
Me: You bastard! You made my fingers go all shocked and sweaty.
Uncle K: You capuccino drinking Liberal
Me: I ain't no liberal. I'm a Commie. (kidding) Green party? NDP? Marijuana Party?
Uncle K: You intellectual eastern urban snob. HAHAHAHAHHA
Me: Small town conservative homophobic hick. Love you! hee hee
Uncle K: love you too. This is great
Me: I'm leaned over my desk laughing.
Uncle K: Me tooo
Uncle K: How are you?
Me: I'm good. I've got to go to physiotherapy tonight for my "couch athlete" injury
Uncle K: How is that any better?
Me: yeah much. I feel like such a loser though.
Uncle K: Oh? Why?
Me: Olympics coming up and I've got a knitting injury. I should have told him I'm a novelist and injured myself typing an epic saga.
Uncle K: I hear that the new sport is knitting a sweater before you get to the bottom of the bobsled run.
By the way, Uncle K, you got two digs in for my one... so, watch your back.