Thursday, January 26, 2006

An Irreverant Conversation with My Elder

Edited for ease of reading and to protect my aunt, whose MSN account Uncle K was using.

Uncle K: Yeah the CONSERVATIVES WON !!!!!!!!!!

Me: You bastard! You made my fingers go all shocked and sweaty.

Uncle K: You capuccino drinking Liberal

Me: I ain't no liberal. I'm a Commie. (kidding) Green party? NDP? Marijuana Party?

Uncle K: You intellectual eastern urban snob. HAHAHAHAHHA

Me: Small town conservative homophobic hick. Love you! hee hee

Uncle K: love you too. This is great

Me: I'm leaned over my desk laughing.

Uncle K: Me tooo

Me: phew

Uncle K: How are you?

Me: I'm good. I've got to go to physiotherapy tonight for my "couch athlete" injury

Uncle K: How is that any better?

Me: yeah much. I feel like such a loser though.

Uncle K: Oh? Why?

Me: Olympics coming up and I've got a knitting injury. I should have told him I'm a novelist and injured myself typing an epic saga.

Uncle K: I hear that the new sport is knitting a sweater before you get to the bottom of the bobsled run.

fin.

By the way, Uncle K, you got two digs in for my one... so, watch your back.

3 comments:

  1. That sounds like a conversation a friend in Winnipeg and I had.

    Those nutty right-wingers ;)

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  2. I was privy to the thoughts of the other side one time at dinner at Mr Moe's cousins' place (they are very very wealthy). I kept my opinions to myself since I too busy drinking their booze and stuffing my face with Mr Moe and his brothers. Younger BIL argued with them, while the rest of us got really hammered.

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  3. OH! That conversation is hilarious (although politically heartbreaking...)

    I love the blobsled reference - SHARP!

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