For the most part, I try not to let anyone know my political affiliations. Anyone who knows me well, however, knows that:
1. I will not vote for anyone with a full head of hair (men who have all their hair have not learned humility).
2. I will not vote for anyone who says nasty things about Atlantic Canada.
3. I will not vote for anyone whose soul-less eyes betray them as a droid.
4. I will not vote for anyone who doesn't support the arts and social spending.
5. I will not vote for anyone who hates puppies, knitting and blogging. Minou, we all support you. If only dogs could vote!!!!
Having said all this, I will be voting after work today. And despite my frustration over the crap shoot we call election day in Canada, I will be forever thankful that I am a woman with the right to vote, that I don't have to vote the same way my husband does, and that I don't have to tell anyone the way that I voted (although, I'm sure my father is sick of me telling him that I voted for the Marijuana Party).
We still have to head over to the polls later...
ReplyDeleteIronically, there was a knitting/politics related quote in Saturday's Globe and Mail. Pete Mackay told Alexa McDonough on a radio show, "We'll see what happens . . . I think you better stick to your knitting and win your own riding."
Uh huh. Way to leverage the female knitter vote Petey. Jackass. I don't vote for people that hate puppies, knitting and blogging either.
Droid..*snort* yur funny.
Do I detect a "can't-do attitude" coming out of Dartmouth this afternoon? Mwah hah hah. I spent two hours this morning reading actual quotes from the soulless droid in order to write my own blog post. I can't freaking believe people can vote for that asswipe.
ReplyDeleteHeh - I had to get a cavity filled after work tonight, and joked with the dentist that I was going to see if I could find out if I could get free samples from the Marijuana Party candidate. Imagine my disappointment when I got to the polls and found out we don't have a MP candidate in my riding :(
ReplyDeleteI nearly had to change my vote when I saw we had a Marxist-Leninist in our riding!!
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm stunned, which one is the droid? Hard to tell...
please please please please please don't let the souless droid asswipe win PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI was sick with this election and it physically made me sick. Uh oh, now don't throw your knitting needles after me...I did not vote, I was on the couch being really sick, no supper for the kids, no kisses for my husband, just a waste basket on the floor close to my head...and some Ginger Ale. When my husband got to bed, he alluded to the results, I said don't tell me about it, I am sick enough! I tried to get up a few times to vote but my head was spinning and my stomach churning...It is 10 a.m. and I just got up!
ReplyDelete*politely does not beat NK about the noggin*
ReplyDeleteAll I will say about the election is:
Oh barf!
Really, that sums the whole crappy thing up does it not?