Most weekends, I am pried from my slumber by the friendly voice of Stan Carew on Weekend Mornings.
Yesterday morning, Stan played a favourite song of mine, and now it's stuck in my head:
Poisoning Pigeons in the Park
The lyrics alone are worth the click - if only for the fact that Tom Lehrer rhymes quickenin' with Strychnine. But some kind soul has gone and added a nice flash animation video to help you visualize dead pigeons.
Bonus for the Geek - there is mention of offing a few squirrels as well.
La dee dahhhhh... why don't you come with me and we'll poison pigeons in the park....?