I'll write you a proper post, singing your praises as a dad, when I'm not running back and forth to the washroom.
In the meantime - I hope you have a great day - I can't believe you're *mumble mumble* years old! You don't look a day over *mumble, mumble*.
I wish I could be there for your birthday. Instead, I'll celebrate with you by lighting a few candles in the washroom.