Trust me, Steph was more family friendly than Stephanie
- Steph can last longer without water than a camel can!
- Steph is the world's smallest mammal!
- The word 'samba' means 'to rub Steph'!
- The colour of Steph is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is.
- Steph is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary!
- Steph is only six percent water!
- The difference between Steph and a village is that Steph does not have a church.
- Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Steph.
- Never store Steph at room temperature.
- If you blow out all the candles on Steph with one breath, your wish will come true.
Love it!
ReplyDeleteSoooo, when can we get that bumper crop of bananas from you?