You're Going To Love it... I think.

I have been holding on to a post since November...

...waiting, just waiting, for the right time to post it.

...waiting for the perfect photos to compliment it in painstaking detail.

And now that I have a new camera and I have found a willing accomplice, the time has come...

*thrumming fingers together like Mr. Burns*

The post will be deliciously tongue-in-cheek and hopefully, if my diabolical plan works, it will either make you all laugh or run to your psychologists with a fresh list of issues to be discussed.

*grins like an evil villan*

Ha ha...

*grin gets wider*

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

*tips back in chair and tilts head back*

Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

*chair falls over, cut to feet in the air*

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